Welcome to the Sorry Johnny Page where you can make Johnny talk, sing and cry using the text links below!

• Introduction
• Johnny struggles to say sorry
• Practice makes perfect!
• Johnny sings about land rights!
• A song of support for Peter Reith.
• famous3D as an election tool
• The state of Australian politics
• The mighty Aussie dollar
• Onions needed!
• Petrol ... bloody petrol
• I love the GST
• The dole queue